The Golden Hymen

So... we were doing a high school show in Port Hardy. The "pillars" scene is where two audience members finish your sentence when prompted, and you work it into the scene. The scene was about a Zambonie. I started a line, "I think I broke..." and the teenage girl finished the sentence for me, "My Hymen."

Yes, the kids all laughed, as did the teachers, and we just rolled with it. "So, this is your first time driving a Zamboni?" without, I hope, crossing any line.

In the same day, I was doing an "Arms" scene where the gym teacher stood behind me to supply my arms.. and he pinched my ass. Like really pinched it. And in the Curling scene which we did as "Moving Bodies" the girl opperating Taz definitely was moving his arm in a masturbatory manner as Ted called, "Hard! Hurry Hard!"

Ah, the children. That's who we do it for.

And I got offered a part in the show I auditioned for 3 times. But not the one I wanted. I'll be playing Bass. I'm really looking forward to it. I get to learn Upright Bass, and they'll probably rent one for me for the next few months before the gig starts. It's nice to have some work lined up. Now I'm good until mid July and will have time off to go to my brothers wedding. In the mean time, I got into a weekly film class which I'm looking forward to. And things are getting very exciting with the improv show I'm working on, though I can't share any info just yet.

The story of the Hymen made its way around facebook, it's now known as the story of the golden hymen.